Sunday, August 26, 2007

The Seven Habits of Highly Effective Sabrenas

Oh brother . . .
Spencer Hyde warned me that if I didn’t keep my blog updated that I wouldn’t have a fan base . . .


Anyone out there? Anyone, anyone? Buhler . . . Buhler?

Anyway, Danny is watching “Ice Truckers” and I ought to be reading Harry Potter or at least getting my thoughts organized for work or something, but there are a couple of things I wanted to write about.

First – I’ve been noticing a lot of interesting smells lately . . . not to mention that little voice in my head that tells a story when there’s good sights, sounds, etc. I keep wanting to write them all down for you/me; to refer to later, but for some reason I chicken out, convincing myself I’ll remember. . . but I always forget.

Second – I’m hosting our church “Luau on the Lawn” Wed night. Everyone’s invited. Tricanosis free (I know that word is not spelled right; but you get the idea). It’s at the church – 6 pm til sunset. ;)

Third – I got a haircut and I don’t know how to style my hair by myself without Logan (my stylist). It looks fabulous – like a Victoria’s Secret model from the neck up or something. But I can’t do it myself . . . soooo, I haven’t washed my hair since Friday and don’t really planning on getting it wet anytime soon. ;)

Fourth – Ice Truckers would not be on our television if my husband had more than 4 channel to watch.

Fifth – there are a lot of pregnant people in the world. Andy Warhol once made a comment about ppl getting pregnant . . . that he just can’t believe people are still getting pregnant. It’s crazy. . . Seriously; there’s a person inside of that lady’s belly. . . like an alien in that Sigorney (sp?) Weaver movie . . . hmm, what was the name of it? Oh yeah, that’s right . . ..ALIEN!!! (Sometimes when I eat too much, I complain that there’s n alien baby inside of me. . . . I’m practicing. Also, I’ve bought a lot of flowy shirts that provide plenty of weight gain should I be abducted by aliens . . . or if Danny and I decide to get pregnant, you know . . . in a year or so. . .

Sixth – I can’t stand the owner of the Crandall Canyon Mines. What’s his name? That Murray dude. He is so offensive. . . first off, referring to the original miners trapped saying “we’re going to get the bodies out” . . . then preaching about unions and environmentalists. . . blaming on earthquakes . . . speculating, hostility. . . he’s the poorest excuse for an executive I’ve seen in a long time. . .

If it weren’t for his mines providing jobs for people, I’d do everything I could to bring down his business. He disgusts me. I pray for the family . . . Let’s stop our coal/oil dependence NOW!!!
Sixth – My little sister Celeste is a beauty. She may not realize it; but she’s a beauty . . . and such a generous heart. She’s going to make someone an amazing wife someday. Mark my words.

Seventh – If I become famous do I have to go to prison? Or is that just if I’m really thin and famous. . . I’ll keep a little junk in the trunk just in case my blog gets discovered like Perez Hilton.

ssm

3 comments:

RobO said...

Sabrena, I love your blog. I usually check it every few days for new posts.

A few comments...

Ice Truckers isn't the best show I've ever seen but it sure beats spending time with your wife. JOKING!

The Crandall Canyon Mine owner is a dope and should do everything possible to bring closure to the families that are involved.

You would probably love prison. You could become friends with Paris Hilton, Lindsey Lohan, Martha Stewart, Micheal Vick and all the other famous people and athletes that frequent the joint.

Celeste is a beauty, I've always had a secret crush on her. Shhh...don't tell!

Anyway, that's my two cents.

Rob Adams

Blamires Family said...

hey there... What's HAPPENING HOT STUFF? Oh those were the days. Not that I would ever want to re-live our high school years but they were sure great and have fabulous memories of them.

I am SO bummed that we didn't connect while I was in UT. Life was just too crazy for me and don't think I will ever do that again with 4 kids and 2 months NO husband and dad etc. We had a great time but it is sure goood to be back on a routine and schedule, own beds, closets, own kitchen, hubby and dad, and stuff like that. But man, I really wanted to see you. I saw Cass an hour before we were headed to the airport and said you were out of town much of the summer. Anyways, definitely a MUST for next visit or if you ever make your way into Philly.

I love reading you blog and get great laughs from you. You are a favorite of mine and miss seeing you and chillin. HOpe life is great. keep in touch. love ya.

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